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THE END OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT?!?!?!?
07-17-2014, 03:11 PM
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THE END OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT?!?!?!?
July, 2014, Written By: Troy tbUSA, Milkyway Galaxy (AP)- Trillions of Citizens across the galaxy await the newest update to Rocco's magnificent Starbase Orion, but with the server updated before Apple's release many players are faced with a grave dilemma indeed. "It's a disaster!" Said one player. "A Calamity!" Said the same player.* With the lack of their favorite 4x game many players across the galaxy have lost touch with what to do with their lives. With such a loss o purpose, it's no wonder some have turned to questionable acts. "I read a book!" Said that player from before, "I was forced to do something productive like wash dishes!" "I even wrestled a bear!" He went on further though we began to doubt his honestly. Yes, it's true readers, today we have been forces to witnessed a world without Starbase Orion in a twisted tale reminiscent of the Twilight Zone, and that is not a world we wish to see any longer.


*We at The Luni Times have a very small interview budget.


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07-18-2014, 02:17 AM
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RE: THE END OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT?!?!?!?
Umm.. i got to keep playing because I had access to the beta sandbox. *ducks for cover*

Next time you here of an update brewing, see if you can join the beta testing group, and you won't have to wash dishes again. Or read a book.

Wrestling bears... That you might still have to do.
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07-18-2014, 03:02 AM
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RE: THE END OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT?!?!?!?
(07-18-2014 02:17 AM)Davabled Wrote:  Umm.. i got to keep playing because I had access to the beta sandbox. *ducks for cover*

If only iOS 8 hadn't killed my access to the beta sandbox...

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07-18-2014, 05:57 AM
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RE: THE END OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT?!?!?!?
(07-18-2014 02:17 AM)Davabled Wrote:  Umm.. i got to keep playing because I had access to the beta sandbox. *ducks for cover*

Next time you here of an update brewing, see if you can join the beta testing group, and you won't have to wash dishes again. Or read a book.

Wrestling bears... That you might still have to do.

I am in the Beta testing group (as of November 2013), I just can't seem to get any new builds to dwnld on my Internet. Lol Smile

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